Our Mission

At Turner's we take great pride in providing the favorite iced tea of Pittsburgh's alcholics and obese.

A Safe Space for Cows

Turner's provides a safe, caring home for hundreds of dairy cows. With Food, Inc. shining light on factory farms, and the #MooToo movement revealing the amount of young dairy cows that fall victim to sexual assault at the hands of the Amish, its important that we stand as a safe place for dairy cows so they end up hustling glasses of raw milk for a pack of smokes

Turner's Safe Space for Cows

Our Values

Locally sourced

We use water straight from the Mon River and our tea is grown in back yards of various vacant properties around the city.

Community Focus

We donate regularly to local food banks and crackheads.

Customer Joy

We believe most of our customers have never tried anything else, so we aim for consistency in providing the same awful taste with each bottle.